Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
George Duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin Lickert (bass)
Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim Pons (vocals)

Male Tenore:
The girl wants to fix him some broth
Female Soprano:
Tinselcock!
Chorus:
Tinselcock!
Female Soprano:
Would you like some broth?
Male Tenore:
Some nice soup
Female Soprano:
Some hot broth
Male Tenore:
Small dogs in it
Female Soprano:
Do you
Male Tenore:
You like broth? Dog broth
Female Soprano:
Hot broth
Male Tenore:
You like dog broth hot? How do you like it? The four styles of it
the breathe broth breath, and the ever popular hygienic European version,
Tinselcock!
Tinselcock!
Chorus:
Tinselcock!
Male Tenore:
Which do you choose?