Feel depressed, walking home,
could have used a megaphone
Inanimate objects getting me down,
mechanical failures all around

I shot the Marshall,
in self-defence
I shot the Marshall,
got no regrets
It shouldn't look at me that way,
yeah, killed that amp

Only works when I'm close to it,
walk away it'll have a fit
Hand pocket, pull out a fiver,
pay the guy with a screwdriver

But it did it once too often,
put that amp in a coffin
Got my Walther PPK,
"Go ahead amp make my day"
The judge was fair on my case,
Said "Go home boy get back to base"
"Don't smash things up just be cool
learn electronics at night school"