Ol' hearts the way our true love has been doin'
Just riped and tears my pride right half in two
I know you're just as much ashamed as I am
So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you

Let's not breathe a word or they'll start saying
There they go the world's two greatest fools
Ol' heart there's not one doubt that were both strangers
So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you

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Ol' heart I hope that no one will discover
The foolish things that her love made us do
We'd probably have to pack and leave the country
So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you

Let's not breath a word or they'll start saying
There they go the world's two greatest fools
Ol' heart there's not doubt that were both strangers
So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you

No, if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you