The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
A big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
A big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
A big bottom
Talk about mudflaps
And my gal's got 'em
A big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Big bottom
A big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
And my girl's got 'em
A big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?