Hey!
Someone asked if I was straight or gay
Hey!
Someone asked if I would drink the very next day

I wanna keep all doors ajar
What differs a pub from a bar?

Hey!
Is moustaches a thing of today?

If golf really a sport?
Nipples, how come I have those?
What's up with that?

I dunno

Hey!
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Hey!
What's the odour of a smelly rat?

Is religion
a good excuse
to brutalize and abuse?

Hey!
Can I sing any worse than this?

If golf really a sport?
Nipples, how come I have those?
What's up with that?

I dunno