Can she prance up a hill? No! No! No! No! No!
Can she dance a quadrille! No! No! No! No! No!
Does she fit in my coupe? By herself she's a group
Could she possibly sit up on my knee? No! No! No! No! No!
She-s too fat for me!

I don't want her
You can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me She's too fat for me
Oh
I don't want her
You can have her
Please do that for me
She's too fat
She's too fat She's too fat for me
I get dizzy
I clet numbo
When i'm dancing with my Jum-Jum-Jumbo
She's a twosome
She's a foursome

I seh'd lose some I would like her moresome