[Jandek] I want to know why
[Jandek] Tell me why, tell me why
[Jandek] I, tell me why
[Jandek] Why, he wants to know why
[Jandek] I'll tell you why
[Jandek] Why?
[Jandek] I want to know why, why why
[Jandek] Why, come on now
[Jandek] Tell me why [4x]
[Jandek] Okay, let's bring 'em out
[Jandek] She's gonna tell me why
[Jandek] Now bring it down
[woman] Why, that's all, just why
[Jandek] She wants to know why
[woman] Why? Why?
[Jandek] Why? Why? Ohio
[woman] Why-o why-o
[woman] Why did I ever leave Ohio
[Jandek] I'll tell you why
[woman] Why?
[Jandek] I'll tell you why
[woman] Why?
[Jandek] Oh this is why, this is why
[woman] Why
[Jandek] You want to know why?
[woman] Yeah, I want to
[Jandek] You want to know why?
[woman] Yeah why?
[Jandek] The cows came home [2x]
[Jandek] There's only one reason why [2x]
[Jandek] One reason why [4x]
[woman] Eighteen (?)? Why?
[Jandek] One
[woman] Because, because that's the only reason why