Christmas is a time
Special time of year
To peace and joy and happiness
Wonderment to hear

Opening your present underneath the tree
Spending countless hours with your family

That's why I'm drinking drinking drinking...
I'm going to drink all day
I'm going home for christmas
And my family insane

Just got to make it through the day
And there is no other way
I'm going to get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas

Can't be sobor when I'm over
Everyone's bipolar
So cut the crap and get some jack
And put it in my soda
And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma

I'm getting drunk drunk drunk on Christmas

I'm heading home for the holiday season
Not done