I can't go to Michigan
One more trip is gonna kill my interest
In everything I do
One more trick a dirty trick
One more look around the linen closet
Did it blow your mind
Mine too

This is better than me
Like a good kick in the mouth
I guess you'd like to see
And I guess you'd like to be
In my front room with your coffee
When my dreams go south

I can't go to the Church of Christ
One more passing of the money hat
Is gonna irritate my faith
One more miss another miss
Won't somebody take the dirty part away
So I can take my place

This is better than me
Like a good kick in the mouth
I guess you'd like to see
And I guess you'd like to be
In my front room with your coffee
When my dreams go south