I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Pull out the stopper
Let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time

I gotta be there in the mornin'
Spruced up and lookin' in my prime
Girls come and kiss me
Show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time

If I am dancin'
Roll up the floor
(Roll up the floor)
I am whistlin'
[Whistle! ] me out the door

For I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

Kick up a rumpus
But don't lose the compass
And get me to the church
Get me to the church
Be sure to get me to the church on time
(He's getting married in the morning)
(Ding dong the bells are gonna chime)

Pull out the stopper
Let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time
(He's gotta be there in the morning)
(Spruced up and look in his prime)

Girls come and kiss me
Show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time

If I am dancin'
Roll up the floor
If I am whistlin'
[Whistle! ] me out the door

For I'm gettin' married in the morning
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Kick up a rumpus
But don't lose the compass
And get me to the church
(Get him to the church)
For Pete's sake get me to the church on time