Just got what it takes got that x factor well I supose I have

I met a girl at a party
She said she like techno tronic
I said are you for real
She said no I'm being post ironic

That's right

I went to a bar called jaguar shoes,
I danced around and drank too much booze ah
Got into a cab with a girl and puked on her shoes
Can somebody tell me if that's fucking cool or what or what come on just dance

Yer I got a cool friend she's a pho-to-grapher I'd really like to make it with heerrr but I can't she's gay

That's right

Can someone please tell me like what is cooler the breakfast club or math disputer
Well they try to be cool but I'm the coolest
You could use this as a documentry of what is coolest

Come on information