(kinky friedman)

Ol' ben lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows

Well, ol' ben lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows

When it's cotton picking time in texas,
Boys, it's booger picking time for ben
He'd raise that finger mean and hostile
Stick it in that waitin' nostril,
Here he comes with a green one once again

All right, pick it, eric!

Ol' ben lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows

Everybody!
Ol' ben lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose,
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows