(Kinky Friedman, Panama Red)

Jesus said to Pilate, "Remember the Golden Rule:
Love thy neighbor, don't you step on my blue suede shoes"?
Pilate, he said to Jesus, "Hey, you know this ain't no Sunday school"?

Baby, everybody knows that the wheel's gotta roll,
Rock and roll across the USA>
Wichita said to Crazy Horse,
"Horse, we're gonna let you choose
"?Cause you'll have the huntin' ground of the reservation blues
You'd better slide over Sitting Bull-over, we got a highway coming through"?
Baby, everybody knows that the wheel's gotta roll
Rock and roll across the USA, yeah-yeah-yeah!

Jesus said to Pilate, "Remember the Golden Rule:
Love thy neighbor, don't you step on my blue suede shoes"?
Pilate, he said to Jesus, "Hey, you know this ain't no Sunday school"?
Baby, everybody knows that the wheel's gotta roll
Rock and roll across the US<

Everybody knows that the wheel's gotta roll
Rock and roll across the US
Everybody knows that the wheel's gotta roll
Rock and roll across the US
Roll across the US
Roll across the USA