by Koo Koo Boy
lyrics and music by Scott Coblio

Murder occured
In the apartment where she lived
She's single now

She goes to the refrigerator
Takes out two TV dinners
She's living alone, she can't get used
To cooking for one

She's too young for afternoon TV
Too old to watch cartoons
She's too young for afternoon TV
Too old to watch cartoons

She's getting ready
For the big date
So you'd better not keep, keep her waiting
Don't you be late

Cause murder occured
In the apartment where she lived
She's living alone
She's cooking for one
She's waiting for you

But if you come for dinner
She'll cook for two