Ni-shuukan mo mae ni shuppatsu sureba,
Sasu ga ni ore demo ma ni au hazu datta
Saotome Ranma,
Kondo koso kisama no nodo-bue wo buchikudaite yaru ze
Kubi wo aratte 'ro yo, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
If I go straight for even two weeks,
I should be able to make it in time
Saotome Ranma,
This time I'm gonna crush that whistling throat of yours Wash your neck, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Tooka-me ni shite ore wa,
Akane-San no sumu kono machi ni tadoritsuita
Shinkokyuu suru to, Akane-san no kaori ga suru mitai da ze
Kettou no basho made ippon michi de oyoso gohyaku-meetoru
Kon'ya wa kono akichi ni tento wo harou
Ikura ore demo, mou mayou hazu ga nee
Fu-, konkai wa yoyuu da ze
It's been ten days,
I arrived at this town where Akane-San lives
I take a deep breath, and Akane-San's scent seems to linger
It's 500 meters from the battle arena
Tonight I'll put up a tent in this barren land
There's no way I'll get lost
Fu, this time I'm all composed

Toujitsu no asa, ore wa fushigi na koto ni ki ga tsuita
Akichi wo ippo deru to, me no mae ni daisougen ga hirogatte iru
Soshite ore wo mitsumete iru, takusan no ushi ya uma-tachi
Akane-San no machi ni, itsu kara bokujou ga dekita no darou ka?
On the appointed day, I noticed a marvelous thing
When I stepped out of the barren land, a great meadow lay before me
Then they stare at me, numerous cows and horses
Since when was there a dairy in Akane-San's town?

"Ittai koko wa, doko na n' da!"
"Where the heck am I!"

Miyage ni katta Ainu no kibori
Ainu carving tools bought as a present

Kettou ni okureru koto mikka, tsui ni mokuteki-chi ni toutatsu shita ze
Fu, ore ni shite wa hayai hou ka
Saotome Ranma wa, doko na n' da!
I'm three days late for the battle, finally I reached my destination
Fu, or perhaps am I early
Saotome Ranma, where are you!