Been dry long enough
My brain and body need some abuse
Rake me over the coals,
and I'll try to think of an excuse
I'll set a goal, and it won't be hard
Hit every bar on the boulevard
Bad idea Yeah, your probably right
But I won't be a designated driver tonight
'Cause I'm

Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon

Just how much I've embarassed myself,
Well, I haven't got a clue
Did I throw a drink in your face,
and tell you how much I love you?
Oh, shit! I lost my ID
Hook up the Jagermeister IV
Bad idea Yeah, your probably right
But I won't be a designated driver tonight
'Cause I'm

Off the wagon
I'm Off the wagon
I'm On the Town, Off the wagon
Off the, off the, off the, wagon, wagon, wagon
(Whee!)

(instrumental break)

Set a goal
Hit every bar
Bad idea
Designated
Alright Alright

Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon
I'm On the Town, Off the wagon
I'm On the Town, Off the wagon
I'm On the Town, Off the wagon
I'm Off the wagon, wagon, wagon, wagon

Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon
(Whee!)

(That's it)