I hear you know about a special place
And that you're sailing sometime soon
Ponce de Leon, I'm getting old
Take me with you, I could use that fountain

In my career you need to look your best
I can't afford some baggy eyes
Ponce de Leon, please don't say no
Take me with you, I could use that

Fountain of youth
I could use more time
Fountain of youth
To start over my life

Do you have an idea what a plastic surgeon costs these days?
Do you know what a pain that it is to exercise?
When you're on the go? When you're getting old?
Mr Leon, I could use that fountain

I will do my best to be useful if aboard your pretty ship
I'll swab the decks, I'll do whatever's needed
Ponce de Leon, you are the bomb
Take me with you I could use that

Fountain of youth
I could use more time
Fountain of youth
To start over my life
Fountain o'
Fountain o'
I need to be younger
Fountain o'
Fountain o'
Help me, I need water

Ponce de Leon, take me with you
I'm afraid of getting old

Youth, youth, youth