Nobody's cool as we, nor quite as esoterically far out
We're so far out it's creepy
I don't think they'll ever get the groovy standards that we set for love,
But they're not smart like we be

They have no roses
Subconsciously they envy us a lot
They look down their noses and see a couple of dorks with more love than they have got

When they see us holding hands, they wish that they were geeks in love
And when they hear our favorite bands, they wish that they were geeks in love
We rattle off our in-jokes while they wish that they were geeks in love
And while we make each other smile, they wish that they were geeks in

La la la,
La la la,
La-lubbidy-da-diddy-love
La la la,
La la la,
Ka-boominy-woah-nelly-love
La la la,
La la la,
Ga-shibbidy-waffles-and-love
La la la,
La la la la love

As far as I can tell, while other lovers go through hell,
We'll know we're too cool for damnation
We may not be cutting edge, but we won't take the mainstream pledge,
For we don't need your admiration

They may not show it
It doesn't fit their made-up little roles
They don't even know it, but jealousy abounds within their souls

When they see us on the street, they wish that they were geeks in love
And when they hear us trick or treat, they wish that they were geeks in love
As we lock arms and skip away, they wish that they were geeks in love
And you can almost hear them say they wish that they were geeks in

La la la,
La la la,
La-lubbidy-do-diddy-love
La la la,
La la la,
Fa-doobidy-ding-dong-love
La la la,
La la la,
Za-muppety-puppety-love
La la la,
La la la,
Sha-peppity-bismol-love
La la la,
La la la,
A-bubbly-lava-lamp-love
La la la,
La la la,
Ma-spockity-nimoy-love
La la la,
La la la,
Da-ponkity-ponkity-love
La la la,
La la la,
Geekity-geekity-geeks in love