It was one of those great nights
It was in Ohio
It feels like I got so old last night in Ohio

Emily had tattoos on her arms
I don't have none on mine
She said she's from Virginia, but now it's Ohio

Got home a little late, it was 3 o'clock
It rained for just a little bit and then stopped

Emily said she was from Milwaukee
I thought it was Virginia
Then she said, "yeah Virginia, but now it's Ohio"?

And people kept coming home last night at 5 o'clock
I thought they just might never stop waking me up

Now I'm on the steps to the sidewalk
It started raining down
I think it's kind of funny that I'm in Ohio on some steps
The rain is making my feet wet

As I sat Jeremiah left for work
I went back inside and fell asleep

In Ohio, California, or wherever
Someday you'll end up in Ohio