Every second
Takes forever
Make like a tree and bark,
Bark like a dog and leave
Let momentum get the best of you
We've each many
Such different laughs
And each can appear
Whenever and without pattern
So I'll set up a secret meeting with my strange god
Come Judgement Day's Eve
Giggle and squirm as I greet him
In defense of my moontan,
With only my smile up my sleeve