Did you ever hear this one, about the one that got away
It slipped right out the back door, it was on the news today
I was fishing for a hit song, when you woke me out of bed
Now I'm inspired, and my brain is tired, and my eyes are bloody red

Go ahead and eat your sucker, I won't say a word
He gave you the castle, you gave me the bird

(chorus)

Everybody is grey (I'm turning blue)
Everything that I say (It's about you)
Don't take this wrong, I hope your arms are long
Cuz you're gonna need 'em when I'm going over your head

Hello, can I take your order? I've been waiting for days
I'd like a little compassion, with a side of mayonnaise
You never let the glue dry, when you broke me into
And I'm not some stupid little model car, that you can abuse

Go ahead and eat your sucker, I won't say a word
He gave you the castle, so I'll give you the bird