It's so hot if we were corn we would be poppin'.
Feel like a sponge somebody used to do the moppin'.
We'll be the Blister Sisters if we don't start chillin'.
If we could bathe in frozen yogurt, that'd be killin',
(I'd be willin'.)
This heat has turned us crispy, splat some butter on, we're toast.
Or fill us full of bread crumbs, and call us stuffed twin-roast.

Chorus 1:
Stayin' cool...give us goosebumps, turn us blue.
Stayin' cool...a frosty blizzard that'll do.
Stayin' cool...big icy shiver down our spine.
Stayin' cool...an ice cube sandwich would be fine.
Brrrrrrrrrr...

Let's be the candles on a cake somebody blows on.
Or give an elephant a drink and turn his nose on.
The answer might be an adjustment in our attitude,
But I rather go way north and change our latitude!
Let's gulp down tons of water 'til we're big as a full moon.
Then get someone to pop us like a giant water balloon.

Chorus 2:
Stayin' cool...maybe a hockey puck on ice.
Stayin' cool...a frozen dinner would be nice.
Stayin' cool...just slide a glacier down my back.
Stayin' cool...stick me inside a huge icepack.

Aye-aye-aye-aye-aye!
It's so hot, hot, hot.
Arriba!

Chorus 1

Chorus 2

Brrrrrr!

It's so hot, hot, hot.

Stayin' cool.