Welcome aboard, non-believers, sinners and heathens
Step right this way: Captain Dante at your service
Please hold on rapids ahead

The devil will drag you under
With the fancy tie around your wicked throat
The devil will drag you under
With a soul so heave, you'll never float

First the dozen
Then there were thousands, now they are smiling
Of Arrogant Christians
But those whose faith is lost then
They'll go straight to hell
And those who double cross him
All go straight to hell
You'll go straight to hell
Mr Gandhi, nut not Hitler, sorry Buddha, sorry Mohammed, but not Reagan

Now they're wealthy
And in control
Got you by your balls
By your soul
Lookout