What the heck is wrong with me?
I'm looking out but I can't see
The neighbors died of some disease
And look now they've become zombies
Zombies ate my neighbors (x4)

What the heck is wrong with me?
I'm looking out but I can't see
The neighbors died of some disease
And look now they've all become zombies
I need my water gun right now
And put an end to my dying town
Get the rocks and do not clown
These zombie fucks are going down

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Zombies ate my neighbors (x4)

Screaming loud in the hedgemaze
This is a bloody game we play
We were attacked by plants today
But werewolves have got me afraid
There is a man called Doctor Tongue
And he just survives to have sick fun
Only armed with my water gun
I must do my best to save everyone

Chorus