I know there's people out there,
and things just keep lookin worse and worse for you
One step up and three steps back,
You're in a dead end with no reverse

Well I'm here to tell you that there is
Help, Hope, and Happiness on the way!
And we ask nothing of you (well almost)

We want your money, money, money, money, money, money,
We need your money, money, money, money, money, money,
We want it We need it We got it We seen it

"My dog needs a new dog house,
Tammy's a firm believer in Lucratisim,
No substitutions, only your contributions!"

"I've sinned against you my wife,
I've sinned against you my lord,
But more importantly- Where are my cue cards!"

Economic suicide,
well hell if this is Christianity I feel bad for God
Engulfing up our nations pride,
I guess they're just too dumb to realize,
They want your money!
If this is so-called loyalty,
I guess your just as lame as they, but not me, not me, no not me