Got a new job at a radio station
But that won't help you at all
40,000 watts of maximum rock
But that won't help you at all
You think you've got everything but I've got news for you
You're gonna be the one who's sorry

You got a new girlfriend, a bitchin' new girlfriend
But she won't help you at all
Certified with the scene, she's a local rock queen
But that won't help you at all
You think that you've got it made but you've made one mistake
You're gonna be the one who's sorry

The free paper calls you a local celebrity
But that won't help you at all
You're such a big big deal you get in the clubs for free
But that won't help you at all
You think you've got everything but I've got news for you
You're gonna be the one who's sorry