- "We want coffee!" [x4]
- "You're making me angry I'm having bad thoughts"
- "I can't control him"

Coffee is good
No coffee is bad
Havin' coffee is good
And havin' no coffee is bad

I'm drinkin' coffee
Every day of the week
If I don't get some coffee right now
I'm a gonna freak Here I go now

[Clucking noises, "we want coffee!", etc]

Coffee is good (Coffee is good)
No coffee is bad (No coffee is bad)
A Coffee is a good good good now
No coffee is bad bad bad

"That coffee looks good (oh, it is)
Alright, let's pour up a cup here (oh, the precious Coffee Bean)
Oh, yeah, now put a little sugar in there (Ah, yeah, maybe two scoops)
Ah, a little more (Ah)
Alright, dump out some of that coffee and put in some more sugar
(Oh, careful Parry It's sweet Parry)
Alright, now uh put in some of that cream
Yeah, none of that soy milk stuff (Ease up, Parry)
I want the real, uh, right out of the cow, yeah
(That'll stick to your arteries)
Yeah, a little more, okay, dump out a little more of that coffee
Alright (Yeah, just dump that out)
No more cream (Yeah)
Alright, now sprinkle some of that cinnamon there on top
(Oh, he's a mad man)
Yeah A little cinnamon (Oh, easy, easy, he's out of his mind! )
Put some of that, uh, vanilla sauce in there (He's crazy! )
Looks good (Oh, vanilla! )
Alright, now, uh, mix that up with some ice
(I don't really like what I'm seeing) Yeah, that's right
That looks real good (Parry, listen to me! )
Just uh, dump it in that blender over there (stop, Parry! ) Yeah
Blend it up (He's goin' for it) (He's goin' nuts) (He's goin' for it)
Alright, now, uh, let's see here Here, uh, put a little chocolate
Sauce, put a little chocolate sauce in there (Bring it, bring it, bring it)
Oh, it's gonna be good (He is my new master)
Uh-uh-cherries in there Blend that up (oh, yeah yeah yeah) Yeah
A little whip-cream on top (Oh, Parry! )Yeah, that looks good
A little more cream (Oh, cream, good) Alright, now just uh
Just uh dump that on uh that scoop of ice cream over there
Oh yeah (You only grow up once, Parry) Alright, that looks good
(Sometimes you go around shorter than others) Oh, yeah!"

Coffee is good Wah-ah-oh!
No coffee is bad
Drinkin' coffee is a good good good now
(I gotta get a coffee right now or I'm gonna go crazy)
No coffee is a bad bad bad
Coffee is good YEAH! (coffee is good)
No coffee is bad (No coffee is bad)
Drinkin' coffee is a good good good now (Yeah yeah yeah)
No coffee is bad

- "We want coffee!" [x7] [random clucking noises]