Now I will tell you "busters"
I'm not a fan of Custer's;
And the general he don't ride well any more
To some he was a hero,
But to me his score was zero;
And the general he don't ride well any more

Now George, he'd had victories,
But never massacres;
And the general he don't ride well any more

Old George had done his fightin'
Without too much excitin'
And the general he don't ride well any more

When the men were away at huntin'
Old Custer would come in pumpin';
And the general he don't ride well any more

He'd kill children, dogs and women,
With victories he was swimmin';
And the general he don't ride well any more

Now the Sioux were gettin' tired,
And their temperatures were fired;
And the general he don't ride well any more

Crazy Horse sent out the call
For Sitting Bull and Gall;
But the general he don't ride well any more

Twelve thousand warriors waited,
They were unanticipated;
And the general he don't ride well any more

Thus the Little Bighorn
Massacre was born;
And the general he don't ride well any more

The Cheyenne and the Sioux
Had quite a lot to do;
And the general he don't ride well any more

Old Custer split his men,
Well he won't do that again
'Cause the general he don't ride well any more

The proud 7th Cavalry,
It got plumb masscred;
And the general he don't ride well any more

Custer made his stand
With his little band;
And the general he don't ride well any more

But he wasn't fighting women,
The Indians left them hidden;
And the general he don't ride well any