Inflate you waistcoat, wind down your eyes,
Tie on your best smile, check your disguise
Dryclean your old jokes, practise despair,
Hide your relations under the stairs
You're invited to attend the turkey party convention
Is My Face On StraightInflate you waistcoat, wind down your eyes, Tie on your best smile, check your disguise Dryclean your old jokes, practise despair, Hide your relations under the stairs You're invited to attend the turkey party convention |