I can't fight the feeling
And I don't know what to do
Have this feeling, how do I show it to you?
Mom and Dad don't understand
I'm not their kind of man

Closet marine, marine, woah
Closet marine, marine, I gotta go
Closet marine, marine, nobody has to know
Closet Marine, no, no, no, no, no, no

I sign on late at night
It's the only way I can feel right
I pledge to Uncle Sam
Ashamed of who I am

Closet marine
Closet marine
Closet marine, woah
Closet marine, I don't want to know
Closet marine, marine, I gotta know
Closet marine, owwww, I don't wanna know
Closet marine, marine, woah
Closet marine, marine, I gotta go