It was a weekend's eve,
I had sex on my breath
I was lookin' for somethin' to see
With a borrowed black
leather and my best fishin' hat
Well it was just Wendy O and me
We called old Swamp
Up on the telephone
And said we was comin' on
Down to pick him up
and then, he said,
"Hey Swampy, me and Greeny'll come along -
But only if we can bring a friend"
"His name is Harold"
I said "Okay"
Now, we had a
Swamper, Greeny, Wendy O, Stanley,
Harold of the Rocks and me
We hopped into my dart
And headed for the nightbreak
To see a man they call Schooly D
Harold he's a friendly guy
He rambles on and on
He'll talk the balls off
a rhinosaurus
fact is he just doesn't
make much sense
Well Stan said
"This guy's pretty bizarre Gus"

Harold of the Rocks

I saw Harold at a party
Trouzy threw Late one night
I said, "hey man,
Do you remember me?"
He said, "O' course
I do Snapdad and
Let me tell ya right
'Bout now I'm lit
Up like an ol' Christmas tree"
Hey bro you know I'd
like to thank you once again for let'n me
Hang with ya' all across the bay
when I look back at that night I get me a
Warm spot across my heart" Then he shook my hand,
and walked away
That's teh last I seen of Harold

Harold of the Rocks

So in the end,
Swamper and Greeny
Finally succumb to
The ways of Harold
And in doing so
Each gave just a little bit
Of his soul away
Wnat a couple of dumbshits