I know you know what you know, but you should know by now that you're not me
Talking 'bout a month of Sundays Toppy knows wet weekend as far as I can see

X Hey Diddle Diddle (woo) The Cat's in the piddle (woo)
Piggy in the middle (woo) Doo wuppa bloo

Bible-punchin' heavy-weight evangelistic boxing kangaroo
Orangutang A man of Congo Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, even Pluto too

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state no harm There's no way you get both the set

One man's civilization is another man's jungle, yea
They say Revolution's in the air
I'm dancing in my underwear, but I don't care

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Walkie-talkie man says "hello hello hello" with his ballerina boots,
You can tell he's always on his toes Hanging on a Christmas tree
Dreaming like a Bogey man Get it off my nose

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Now, this little piggy went to Market, This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none
And this little piggy went "woo-!" all the way home