MURDER IN THE BRADY HOUSE
by
SCREECHING WEASEL
Bobby Brady's stealin' crack, Marsha's on the pill
Mike's in bed with Alice
Sam's cutting dogs up at his meat shop
Brady's tried on dollar bills and Peter spent two nights in jail
Murder in the Brady House
Cos Jen Brady couldn't stand it
Murder in the Brady House
Things were just too great
Murder in the Brady house
Someone had a brain
Cindy called Janice a stinker for playin' ball inside house
Taddle-tail while Alice kissed the post man on the mouth
Blood is on the TV screen and guts are on the stairs
Murder in the Brady House
And no one even cared
Murder in the Brady House
Things were just too great
Murder in the Brady House
Someone had a brain
(repeat first verse)
(repeat chorus)