Handcuffed to the railroad tracks
Gagged and bound, down on my knees
My head upon a platter for you
I'll offer anything

Now, now, any way you want me
Now, now, any way you want
Now, now, any way you want me
Now you know, as long as you want me, now

So now I'm the type of alien
Who's a liar and a thief
I assure you it's no cheap trick baby
I just want you to want me
So maybe you should get legal consultation
Maybe you should get a lock and bar your door
You should seek therapy in preparation, darling
'Cause it's you I'm coming for

Now, now, any way you want me
Now, now, any way you want
Now, now, any way you want me
Now you know, as long as you want me, now

Do you expect me to patiently wait?
I can't get along with anyone else
You should've seen me dating around
But they weren't like you, ooh

Now, now, any way you want me
Now you know, as long as you want
Now, now, any way you want me
Now, now, any way you want
Now, now, any way you want me
Now, you know as long as you want me, now