I love you, you hate me
Let's make it up over a cup of tea
Take your mind off your mortality,
Win fifty pounds for a shopping spree

Chorus
Take a break,
From the daily routine
Disconnect yourself from the washing machine

The operation didn't go as planned
Couldn't have happened to a nicer man
Cleo the doberman saved my life
My uncle's mistress ran off with my wife

Chorus x1

Bet he did it with my teenage neighbour,
While I was in labour, I was in labour

Chorus x1

Take a break
From the daily routine
Send your life story
to the cheap magazine