The car won't start--it's falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows--got a run in my hose
My fair went flat--man,I hate that(hate that)

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress--I must confess
This could be worse then PMS

Bridge:
This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait 'til the end of the day
Honey,I'm on my way
Hey!Hey!Hey!Hey!

Chorus:
Honey,I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh,by the way
Rub my feet,gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey,I'm back,my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone--give the dog a bone
Hey!Hey!Honey,I'm home!

I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
This job's a pain--it's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain

(Bridge)
(Chorus)

Oh,rub my neck will you

(Chorus)

I'm home,that feels much better