Youve gotta be hard
If you gonna get her
Dont leave her scarred
All dead=all better

Youve gotta remember
To do it all right
Turn the lights out
Lock it up tight

Dont you walk on the grass
And dont leave any clues
Better wash off your glass
And wipe the mud off your shoes

Too much information
Just gets em going
Down at the station
Dont want em knowing

Dont stop to wonder for too long
Just make sure theres something
That she likes on the radio

When duty calls
Miss Niagara falls
But when they ask me
Ill just say that I didnt know

When will you call?
Well after its over
Are you sad at all?
I dont even know her
Dont let it hurt
Ill be fast
I feel so bad
It wont last
When you get back
Ill be clean
And please dont say anything mean

But youve gotta dress nice
Try not to upset her
Just a little advice
If youre gonna get her

Drive by the bank
And check on the tank
And when they ask me
Ill just say I didnt know