Fancy a big house
some kids and a horse
i can not quite, but nearly
guarantee, a divorce
i think that i love you
i think that i do
so go on mister, make miss me mrs you

i love you, i love you, i love you, i do
i only make jokes to distract myself
from the truth, from the truth

fancy a fast car
a bag full of loot
i can nearly guarantee
you'll end up with the boot

i love you, i love you, i love you , i do
i only make jokes to distract myself
from the truth, from the truth
i love you, i love you, i love you , i do
i only make jokes to distract myself
from the truth, from the truth