Are you a used car, car dealer ?
You want to sell your four-wheeler ?

Seven hundred miles from here
And maybe three motels dear
You came a long long way, you came long long way
Oh come on baby

He shuts the door with a noise
Is this the one of your choice ?
Say pretty weird stuff
Got cash but not enough
Is this the one of your choice ?
Say pretty weird stuff
Got cash but not enough

Are you a used car, car dealer ?
You want to sell your four-wheeler ?
You think this won't be the single most numero uno party joke throughout the fuckin' nation
I think this won't be the single…