Well, I hear there's a place somewhere down south,
Where you don't need a hook to catch a small mouth
No rod, no reel, no bait, no doubt:
Just whistle from the bank and they all walk out

And they say there's a town not far from here,
You can trade your debt for gas and beer
No boss, no rent, no sweat, no cares:
Where everybody is a millionaire

If there ain't there oughta be
Just think of the endless possibilities
A place where every day is Friday night,
With your arms wrapped up tight around me:
If there ain't there oughta be

And I hear there's a book that you can buy,
That'll paraphrase the meaning of life
What's love? Why me? Where's God? How high?
Word for word, why women cry

If there ain't there oughta be
Just think of the endless possibilities
A place where every day is Friday night,
With your arms wrapped up tight around me:
If there ain't there oughta be

A place for me to make my dreams come true
I wish A wish upon a star will do
A fully fledged, foolproof guarantee
If there ain't there oughta be

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If there ain't there oughta be
Just think of the endless possibilities
A place where every day is Friday night,
With your arms wrapped up tight around me:
Well, if there ain't there oughta be
Well, if there ain't there oughta be