Marky Mark- (No talent sell-out punk),
Mall Survey People- (See: "Do You
Piss in the Shower?"),
Catherine Blossom- (She is the person at Toad's in
New Haven who is responsible for booking acts
When "Weird Al" Yankovic came there we contacted her
to try to get the gig opening for him We were the
only group who wanted the gig We were asking for
thirty minutes on stage, and told her we weren't
interested in getting paid We just wanted to
perform She didn't even have the professional
courtesy to call us back and say no She just ignored
us and refused to return our calls So on the night
of the show "Weird Al" played with no opening act)
Fab 5 Freddy- (He was one of the judges at a rap
contest I was in several years ago I was easily the
crowd's favorite to win, but he voted for an 11-year-
old-Vanilla-Ice-lookalike-Bart-Simpson soundalike-
pudster named MC Loud It's not the fact that I lost
that bothers me It's that I lost to the worst of
all the contestants)
Tipper Gore- (PMRC- The
Pre-Menstrual Recording Communists),
Wesley Crusher- (He just annoys me),
Michael Jackson- (Ditto)
That Woman in the Sprint Ads- (Can you sayobnoxious?),
Macaulay Culkin- (I used to work in a video store
You'd hate him too if you had to look at 400 pictures
of this little brat's face plastered all over the store),
Rush Limbaugh- (I think Da Other Asiatics said it best:
"My rhymes are fat and stupid like Rush Limbaugh")
Hollywood Artists- (Hollywood Artists Record Company
They took my song "That's How I Like It" and totally
wrecked it It has to be heard to be believed
That whole incident was a scam I'll spare you
the details Never trust a record company that [as I
found out later] advertises in the National Enquirer),
Barney- (the fat, fascist, purple pedophile
is single-handedly giving parody a bad name)