Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know

Oh Scotty doesn't know-o
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty

Fiona says she's out shopping
But she's under me and I'm not stopping

'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know (3x)
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn'T know
So don't tell Scotty

I can't belive he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting (Wooh)
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
I'ts a three way conversation and he knows, nothing

Scotty doesn't know (3x)
So don't tell Scotty
'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scottie doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty

We'll put on a show
Everyone will go
Scotty doesn't know (3x)

The parking lot? Why not?
I'ts so cool when you on top
His front lawn, In the snow
Laughing so hard
'cause scotty doesn'T know
Scotty doesn't know

I did her on his birthday

Scotty doesn't know (4x)

So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty will know
Scotty has to know
Scotty's gotta knwo
Gonna tell Scotty
Gonna tell him myself
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty has to
Scotty has to
Scotty has to go

Scotty doesn't know (6x)
Scotty doesn't (3x)
Scotty doesn't know (8x)
Scotty's got to go