It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh into relapse
We're Animaniacs

Come join the Warner Brothers and the Warner sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught
But we break loose, and then vamoose
And now you know the plot

We're Animaniacs
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wacko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax
We're Animaniacs

Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe
The Feathers flock together slappy wacks them with her purse
Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped, we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?

We're Animaniacs
We have "pay for play" contracts
We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks
We're Animany
Totally Insany
Pinky and the Brainy
Animaniacs

Those are the facts!