Главная

Текст и слова песни Going Nowhere Slow (Song Lyrics)

Все тексты и слова песен The Bloodhound Gang
Название песни: Going Nowhere Slow


Выберите язык
 Deutsch |  English |  Espanol |  Francais |  Italiano |  Nederlands |  Portugues
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo
phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon
I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy
Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Похожие песни
  • Текст песни Slow Slow Music от The Go-Betweens
  • Текст песни Going Down Slow от Clapton Eric
  • Текст песни Slow Down от Chris LeDoux
  • Текст песни Slow Down от Oora
  • Текст песни Slow Down от Scotti Nick
  • Текст песни Slow Yourself Down от Camel
  • Текст песни Its Going Down Slow от Bruce Cockburn
  • Похожие песни с "Мира песен" и LyricsReal
  • Слова песни Slow Down, которую исполняет Howie Day
  • Слова песни Slow, которую исполняет Saragossa Band
  • Слова песни Slow Down, которую исполняет Wayne
  • Текст песни Slow Slow Music от The Go-betweens
  • Текст песни Slow Jam от Soul Food (Soundtrack)
  • Текст песни Slow Down от Jebediah
  • Виджет для текста песни

    Код виджета
    Видео-клип к песне Going Nowhere Slow

    Код видео Going Nowhere Slow для сайтов
    Поделись текстом с друзьями
    Код для сайтов и блогов:
    Код для форумов:
    Прямая ссылка:
    Код кнопки:


    Песня The Bloodhound Gang Going Nowhere Slow представлена вам Lyrics-Keeper. Flash-фичу можно использовать в качестве караоке к песне Going Nowhere Slow, если есть возможность скачать минусовку. Для некоторых композиций доступен правильный перевод песни. Вы так же можете скачать перевод текста песни The Bloodhound Gang Going Nowhere Slow здесь.Мы пытаемся, чтобы слова песни Going Nowhere Slow были наиболее точными, поэтому если у вас есть какие-то корректировки текста песни Going Nowhere Slow, пожалуйста отправляйте их нам. Если вы хотите скачать бесплатно песню The Bloodhound Gang - Going Nowhere Slow в формате mp3, посетите одного из наших музыкальных спонсоров.

    Рекомендуем к посещению тексты и слова песен The Bloodhound Gang на сайте LyricsReal. Полные тексты песен The Bloodhound Gang с аккордами на Мире песен и другие тексты The Bloodhound Gang с табами на LyricsGoody.