Let's do something loud, fast and with absolutely no redeeming
Qualities

1 - yeah!
1 - yeah!
1 - yeah!
YAAGH!

That was your cue

Chorus:
Don't abort that baby, that would be no fun,
Let the baby grow up, you can kill it when it's twenty-one

Don't abort that baby, allow it to live,
Think of all the fun that little kid could give
If it is a boy, you can shred it's teddy bear
If it is a girl, you can shave off all it's hair
Teach it obscene words when it's learning how to talk,
Get it fuckin' drunk when it's learning how to walk

Chorus

Before it goes to bed at night take away it's breath,
Tell it that the boogie man will clobber it to death
Don't let it take a shower so it's friends will not come near,
Then start a nasty rumor that your little kid is queer
It doesn't really matter cause soon there'll be a war,
That's all we really need those little bastards for

Chorus