Dead girlfriends can't break up with you!
Dead girlfriends can't break up with you!
Dead girlfriends can't break up with you!
Dead girlfriends can't break up with you!

Yesterday you said you need to talk
You're leaving me and it's all my fault
But I won't let you go
I've got a secret, something you don't know
In my closet I've got an axe,
Once you're gone, there's no coming back
Call me filthy, nothing's new
But dead girls can't break up with you

I just need someone to hold
I don't care if her skin is cold
Life's more fun, when she's dead
Shags real well, but she can't give head
Your screams can't make me deaf
Because there's nothing left