Oh! Hello, my name is Nigel
I'm vulnerable and I'm scared
I know that this is forward
But, I'm otherwise unprepared
Oh! Please hear me out!
All I wanna do is stick my tongue in your mouth!
Oh please! Please please! I'm new to this town
I'm sinking I'm sinking I'm sunk

She thinks I need someone to dance with
Potentially someone to love
I need someone to be below me and someone to hold above

Well, you're feeling sour and want to be dead
Eat a few blues Go to sleep instead
Tigers eat birds then shit out gloves
All about sweating and nil about love

Nigel, just shut up
And calm down And swallow these God damned pills
You're ranting and rambling
You need to go to bed

Your candle fingers will burn paper legs
You frayed my edges then you fucked my head
Please please please Just settle down
I'm sinking I'm sinking I'm sunk

The clock is ticking Your time's running out
If you try to stop it, you'll just stop yourself
And what you don't know, you'll figure it out
When you dance death's dance with the Michigan mouth

My friends are all dead
Your friends are all dead
Your parents, your cousins
Dead! Dead! Dead!
And you're dying too
And I'm just like you
I'm just trying to show you what these lungs can do
So, if you're feeling sour and want to be dead,
Put numbers together That'll clear your head
Don't count your steps on the tiger's tongue
'Cause it's all about living and dying young
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