We had no friends in our house
So we went to china town
To a little store with pets
and two darn chickens

We found are friend
And he wasn't cool
He had pink ribs
We named him Rupert

Uh huh huh

So we took him on a train
Placed him in a little jar
Put him by the TV
and watched him vibe

Well he is just as sad
as you and I, could see
it racing through his mind

We knew he wouldn't last
the night but we named
him Rupert

Rupert, He died, Committed
Suicide, and he was our
friend until the end
oh yeah

Rupert, He died, Committed
Suicide, and he was our
friend until the end
oh yeah