Skag trendy thought he new just what to do,
He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew,
He thought that parents were too old and teachers told him what to do,
He's master skag trendy 'n' he'd like to talk to you

He told his mother what he was all about,
She didn't acknowledge the cry for help,
She just chucked him out,
Now he's broke sitting outside, sitting on the floor

Nothing else to think about except another score,
But before he gets this he has to go and steal something
That's not something that he really wants to do,
But you see since his mother chucked him out,
She signed him off the brew,

I wish somebody would love him,
He doesn't have a hope,
I wish somebody would love him,
He doesn't have a home
He'd like to speak to his old school friends,
But he needs ten pence for his phone

He had a girlfriend she was very, very, very nice,
Walks by him now, won't look at him twice,
She liked his dress sense and his cheeky, cheeky grin,
But you see since he's been chucked out,
He's lost all of them, he's got none

So he writes another sad song, he's got none
So he writes another sad song

I'm master skag trendy thought I knew just what to do,
I was only seventeen and I was out screwing the brew,
I thought that parents were too old and teachers told him what to do,
I'm master skag trendy and I'd like to talk to you

I wish somebody would love me, cos I don't have a home
I wish somebody would love me, cos I don't have a home
I'd like to speak to my old school friends, but I need ten pence for the phone

One thing would happen to someone in this situation,
That is complete and utter social deterioration,
Should have clicked on when he was out pawning his playstation,
Just a young man looking for some variation

He made a mistake; he was looking for some variation,
He made a mistake; he was looking for some variation