Life is like cum, you gag but you swallow
When it goes down your windpipe and comes out tomorrow
Oh! Never forget that you'll never remember
My name once your lip's off my member
Remember the days when you were a lad,
Trying to fuck the arse of your mum and blow the fuck outta dad?
Or, if you're a lass, that part of you achin'
For the guy who kisses mum and brings home the bacon
Oh, what happens now we're as naked as babies,
All over each other like VD or rabies?
In each others' jockettes long may we wallow
Life is like cum, you gag but you swallow